Terry's checklist for women

This should be plain and simple and the opinions expressed herein are expressly those of the blogger (ME !! ) and if you don't like 'em piss off !

#1 Is she American ? If so, scratch her from the list. Doesn't matter if she is Asian American, African-American or any other ______-American, fill in the blank. She has been Americanized, Therefore deemed unworthy.One caveat, if you're American, and we know each other, you are excluded....Shirley, Renee and so on, haha !

#2 Dude, Asian chicks are hot. I will explain the varying degree of hotness within the Asian race to follow:

• Korean babes. While they are very sexy (Koreans are the tallest of Asians on average) if you hang around a Korean noodle slurper for just a very short time, she will inevitably snort her nose, clear the throat, and spit out a gross old lung cookie for ya. Who knows, maybe some of you dig on that, personally, it makes me want to whack her in the back of the head and say "show some manners babe !" Koreans are a enigma to me. They wear very mini-mini skirts or "daisy-dukes"with 4-6" heels showing off their nice sexy long legs quite well. At the same time, they make sure not to show any cleavage. Not that there are a ton of Asians with massive cleavage to show off.
• Thai babes.Wow, just WOW ! Of course I am obliged to say that as I married one. But damn, I would say it anyways. Truth be told, my first year in Korea, my boss suggested I travel to Thailand for vacation. I decided OK, but was less than thrilled with the idea. My exposure to Thailand prior to the trip was mainly through the Discovery Channel and National Geographic. You know, they always show the old,dirty working farmers and so on. So when I actually arrived in Bangkok, I was very pleasantly surprised ! Bangkok is definitely not the country ! I was surrounded everywhere by these small little beautiful women ! Now , while a Thai woman will give you 100% and take care of you like a king, you do have certain responsibilities that come along with the job. #1 you are expected to provide for her and her family. Mother and father, brothers and sisters and any children. This is a recurring theme throughout SE Asia, they are a 3rd world country after all. But taking care of them is pretty cheap, so don't sweat it.
• Japanese chicks. While the nips are very hot and forward thinking. Many tend to shy away from foreigners. And the ones that don't are great. The main problem with Japanese women is the Japanese men. Both Korean and Japanese men have perfected the term (and excuse the hell out of me if you have virgin ears) the term "cock-blocking." Now they have kind of the same thing going as Americans where as a woman who has a lot of sex is a slut and and man is a stud. They think the same thing and in addition to that they have made an addition. A woman who has sex with a foreigner is tainted goods. It's cool for the men to date foreign women and marry them even, but the reverse is a no-no. So back to the cock-blocking, I have seen American men talking with Korean or Japanese women and have a man (Korean or Japanese) come walking over and just grab the girl by the arm and take her away. I have found out that much of this stems from stereotyping. Most all Asians believe most all Americans are rich. The apparently all believe all American men are hung like John Holmes and that they, themselves are hung like a Virginia Slim- minus the filter. Therefore, after being with any American, they could never be satisfied by an Asian again......Wow, I just said all that and I am still going to blog it for the world to see !  HAHA ! As if you didn't already know !
• Chinese won tons. Well, Chinese chicks are hot also. And the women are receptive to foreign diplomacy even if their government is not. The biggest obstacle here is the language barrier. Finding the nice girl with the smokin' hot bod and speaking English is the tri-fecta. You can lay some money down on it, but just don't blow your whole wad. Many are now learning English and are eager to practice it. But there just isn't enough English speakers in a country with over 1.3 billion people.

Okay..got the basics, now just a few more rules of the road. If any Asian chick is coming on to you pretty strong.....time for a crotch check..Make sure it isn't a dude you've been kissing on all night.

Quick related story...I know a guy, fell in love with a Thai, they had been dating for 6 months....She would stay the night and they would do almost everything but intercourse. She was saving herself for marriage . (yeah right !) He met her family, they were all happy for them and he decided to ask her to marry him. He went to the local county clerk to get some papers and also decided to do a quick check on his soon to be wife. He slipped the clerk some extra cash and she said she couldn't find any records of her. So he gave her birthday and address. The clerk told him that there was someone at that address and with that birthday, but it was a guy, not a girl. So the short of it, He found out his wife to be was a guy and broke it off.

Be wary of cleanliness. Many Thais like my wife will often shower 3-5 times a day ! No shit ! Korean women on the other hand will shower 3-5 times a week. Also Koreans will often wear the same clothes 3-4 days in row !

And one more item that  is off topic... I finally figured out why many people refer to Asians as gooks ! It's the Korean's fault ! during the Korean war, Koreans would approach American and say Migook. Migookan means America and Migook means American. So the GI's  would hear a Korean saying "Migook ?" but what they thought they actually heard was them say " Me Gook" and they would say ok, so you're a Gook. Well the term stuck and carried on through the Vietnam war and now because of the Korean name for American, ALL Asians are often called Gooks ! There's your history lesson ! Now next time you try to racially slur an Asian, please reserve Gook for Koreans only !