Party, fight, and weird Korean chicks

OK, So overall this was a fun weekend.  My son Kyle came up again. He brought along Pop Tarts, Beef Jerky, and Cap'n Crunch ! what a good son ! We went out Friday night, but nothing special. Then Saturday evening we went and got dinner a  new restaraunt in the hood. Meat was good , service was terrible. Plus all the kids in the place would run over to us and just stare at us. When you looked at them or said " Hi" they would take off running. So we made our way from there to the subway and went to a burb called Bupyeong. Went to go do a little bar hopping and "sight seeing." First place we wound up was a small little place called Woodstock. We each got a beer and they started playing Justin Beiber tunes. So we went out front and polished off the beers as we knew we were not going to get any "real" music there. Walked around for a little bit more....which is all good, cuz now the weather is warming up and the daisy dukes and mini, mini skirts are coming out. Oh, and one of the latest fashions is to wear short shorts or mini-skirts and then a shirt with tails or a top that hits the hips, so it covers the skirt and gives the appearance that they are only wearing a top and that's it. I can't say I don't like it !
So we walk by a bar called Who's Bar. The guys out front say they're having a party and foreigners are free. Kinda freaks me out at first cuz usually it's ladies free and we know why they do that ! Why are they letting us in free ???? Hmmm. We walk down the block a bit and not too much is happening,, so we decide to go back and give it a try.
The place is pretty nice. They are playing DJ music and there are  just the two of us and about 6 Korean girls. This was around 11pm, by 12 am there are about 20 girls and 5 guys. I told Kyle the numbers were good for him. It's rare to find a place like that that's not a total sausage fest !  Then Kyle says " hey isn't that your neighbor ?"  And I look over and sure as shit, there he is. Small world again.  Well, cutting through all the small crap of the evening.....we drank and danced and I noticed a K- girl moving in on Kyle more and more. I told him to go for it, she's a little hotty ! Her name is Amy and she is a Korean School teacher and speaks great Engrish. So after this things get more interesting ( well more fun for me.) Things are progressing Kyle is gettin' his groove on with her and I notice these three Korean guys coming up on them and trying their infamous cock blocking techniques. I move out on the floor and tell Kyle what they are doing and this one guy tries to physically pull her away from him. Wrong move bud ! Kyle keeps dancing with her, I slide between her and the Korean and give him a solid chest bump. He makes to go around me and this time my hand goes into his chest and I say "Back the fuck up man !" His 2 friends are like " oh shit !"  The guy comes back at me again saying what'd you say? what'd you say ??" Which was probably an honest question cuz he only understood "fuck" Now we are almost nose to nose and I'm saying "you heard me assclown" And now his buddies are obviously more sober than he is and they grab him and pull him back. Then they start apologizing to me. I just said it was no problem, but if I see him coming up on my son again, he's going down. He kept staring down Kyle the rest of the night, but never made a move back toward him again. Eventually I went over to him again, took his hand and shook it, and said just let it go. He says " But I like that girl" I asked if he knew her and he didn't, so I said you will just have to find something new.

OK, so that was taken care of, I go to the coed-can to take care of business. There is a girl in there and she is one of Amy's friends. I say " oh you ! My son likes you friend ! " She starts to tear me a new one in Korean. Seems she is angry cuz Kyle doesn't speak Korean and according to her, If you are living in Korea you must speak Korean. So even though I do speak a little Korean, I take this opportunity to speak absolutely NO Korean . There is one man's and one woman's stall behind us, I am standing in front of the urinal and her in front of the sink.So full house. Im listening to her go off ( and so is everyone  else coming in and out ) And I've had enough and put my hand in front of her face to shut her up for one second. Then I popped the question and most Koreans understand this. " So are you a lesbian with her or what ?" Well that sets her going off again.  This time I just hold up my pointer finger to her as to say one second, and I unzip my pants and whip it out and start using the pisser. She looks down at it and I say " Oh You aren't a lesbian ! " Then she starts again. I finish up, tell her whatever and walk out. It was fun. I told Kyle to watch her friends too  lol.
Then later this guy comes up to me and say " Oh ! you the guy who took his dick out in front of that bitchy girl ! " 

To finish, we end up leaving around 6am, we go to the subway station mac out and McD's and as we leave, these 2 Korean girls say Hi, and I say to Kyle, go talk with them . So we stroll over, talk for about an hour or so and they want to go get some pictures with us ?????? Ummmm OK whatever. We somehow wound up in a Karoke bar drinking more beer  and singing with them. Then I say Let's go ! They say picture, picture ! so we follow them to this place and it is closed, then we follow them to another place and go in and it's a restaurant and they start chowing down. This time I paid the bill ( they paid the beer and Karaoke) and we bailed on them ! Besides them being a little wasted the girl that would keep coming over to me would keep farting ! loud too ! Kyle was like " was that you Dad ? "  

Well I think we got back to the apartment about 10:30 or so. Interesting and fun weekend.

Oh and I'm not proof reading this so there might be a few mistakes. But if you don't like that, I'll just whip it out and piss in front of you too.
Peace out ! 

The Morgans rock Korea !



YES ! Kim Jeong Il is a rocker !



Well, another weekend spent with my son and this time one of his friends. We have found a cool bar that we go to..Hard Rock Cafe...yes, definite copyright infringements there. The owner is younger and speaks good English. He has a big monitor that he plays concert videos for us on. We request it and he puts it on. Between Kyle and I we have a pretty big knowledge base of music, or so we thought. This guys knows every band we ask for, from classic rock, to disco to death metal....It's unreal ! I have also come to believe that he is, or his father is Korean Mafia ! First off is the tattoos. Full sleeves and up on his neck. This is very odd for a Korean, they highly associate it with the mafia. Second thing, He owns this bar, ihs brother owns a tattoo parlor and a Noraebang (Karaoke bar.)  Third, he has traveled and lived abroad for awhile, hence the good English. Now to most westerners, this appears like no big deal, however in Korea, it is a big deal.  So this Saturday, he is going to close his bar and take us to his brothers tattoo shop, and then following that we are going to the "family" Noraebang. Then we will come back to his bar and he will re-open it.

This brings me to the Noraebang. Literal translation is singing room. They are copied after the Japanese ones. Kyle wasn't too keen on going to one the first time, but he's now hooked lol ! We usually spend 2 hours there.

You would truly be surprised at the fun you have there. 

Kyle is also workin' his moves. which isn't much, but he's diggin it...and no, not at the noraebang, but with Korean girls. from age 13 - 40 he looks at them, gets eye contact, then throws down a little smile or wave at them, which in turn throws the girl into hysterical giggling idiots. Now if he can get past that part and talk with one, it's possible that I could wind up a Grandfather.........Just kidding Mom !! He only has around 4-5  months left here...it would take that long to get a Korean to let you hold her hand !

Last week they both stayed in the apartment with us. With the pregnancy, Laila's sense of smell is 100 times greater than a bloodhound ! Bad news for the boys ! 3 of us in the apartment is just a bit too much testosterone ! Not to mention that Kyle just loves to cut loose while he sleeps ! Soon enough, it will just be me suffering through it ! She is headed back to Thailand on the 16th of this month. Gotta get a Thai Dr. to deal with.

Oh Yeah, I also took Kyle to Chinatown for a massage. A LEGITIMATE Chinese massage ! The painful foot part actually tickled him and he couldn't stop jumping around  lol. The women couldn't figure it out either. Sorry, no happy ending either  !

Well, I will post how this weekend goes. Maybe I will be able to pick up some side work whacking Koreans who are late on their gambling debts ! It could happen, ya never know !
I'm out.